[Dudd]

Josh Towers is terrible. I worked as a batboy for his AAA team 5 years ago, and he went something like 0-9 with an 8 ERA and would still be messing around in the clubhouse wacking tape around with a golf club a half hour before each start. I have no idea how he's pitched in the majors as much as he has.

I do love that Benitez has hung on to win this poll against a guy who has blown 2 saves in the last week to blow a playoff spot. That's tough to overcome, but he's pissed off enough fan bases to do it.