[Abones]

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Not for sklansky forum but i felt like it anyway. To be performed by aspiring artists Gildwulf G and Nath Dogg.

Regulators
We regulate any stealing of his property
And we damn good too
But you cant be any geek from OOT,
Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep!
Regulators!!! Mount up!

G:
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Gildy G was in tha house, trying to consume
Some bets for the eve, so I can get some bucks
Just rollin' in my chair, not givin' a [censored].

Nath:
Just hit the east side of the LBC
On a mission trying to find Mr. Gildy G.
Seen a table full of donks ain't no need to tweak
All you fish know whats up with BBV.

G:
So I hooks a left on the two-one and Lewis,
Some brothas shootin' dice so I said lets do this.
I jumped out the ride, and said whats up?
Then Grimstarr pulled some gats so I said I'm stuck.

Nath:
Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail
These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail
Wontcha think of better things than some donkey fish
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix.

G:
I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself.
I cant believe they taking Gildy's wealth.
They took my $5k, they took my Stridex
I looked at the Grimstarr said damn, whats next?

Nath:
They got my homey hemmed up and they 'bout to go,
Aint none of them seeing if they going straight 10k fight yo.
I gotta come up real quick and do a rail of blow,
And then pull out my strap and lay them busters low.

G:
They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I cant believe this happenin' in my own town
If I had wings I could fly
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nath.

Nath:
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nath dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now Grimmy's droppin' and yellin'
It's a tad bit late
Nath dogg and Gildy g had to regulate.

I laid all them bustos down
I let my gat explode
Now I'm switching my mind back into donkament mode
If you want chips sit back and observe
I just 3-bet all-in over there on the turn.

G:
Now Nath wins the donkaments
And thats a known fact
Before I got Grimmed I was on the same track
Back me back me cause its on
N a t h and me
The Gildy to the g

Nath:
Just like I thought,
HIV was in the same spot
In need of some desperate help.
The Nath dogg and the g-child
Were in need of something else.
One of them games was sexy as hell
I said ooo there's overlay.
HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet,
Would ya let me play?
I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell
The next stop is the robusto motel

G:
I'm modding
Into a whole new era
BBV-funk
Step to this
I dare ya
BBV
On a whole new level

Nath:
The variance is the beats and the beats is the braggo

G:
Busto
Downswings
We brings
Malady
BBV-funk
Where variance is life
And life is variance

Nath:
If you know like I know
OOT dont wanna step to this
Its the BBV-funk era
Funked out with a gangsta twist
If you smoke like I smoke
Then you high like everyday
And if your ass is McBusto
BBV will regulate.

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This just might be the greatest single piece of written work in the history of man.