[The Lipo Fund]

I say you put gay hentai posters up in his room

or...

Get an urn and tell him it's he ashes of your dead grandmother who was burned to death at Auschwitz and you'd appreciate it if he didn't speak German

or

Piss in his mouthwash bottle

or

Slip laxatives into his food so he actually [censored] his pants when he farts

or

Everytime he says something in German just start screaming

or

Buyin with a fullstack (not really)