Just got back from the Borgata where I cashed out 5k from the 5/10nl game.
Then, when I stopped to get a grilled stuft chicken burrito at taco bell, I saw a disabled pigeon about 10-15 feet away (dirty [censored] jersey). I had a large Pepsi in my hand and 5g's in my back pocket. I then did the only logical thing in this situation and scored a direct hit on the pigeon with the pepsi. The pepsi splashed up all over my new A4 that I washed not 2 hours before. Thats right....
PIGEOWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
