So I was drunk last night and needed a piss on the way home. Being a good citizen I decided to bypass doorways and go against a tree behind a wall in a churchyard. Was pretty much finished and saw a car, finished up and walked on.
Beat: It was a police car. They stopped me, went to "inspect" what I was doing ( [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]) and were going to write me a ticket and fine me.
Brag: I talked them out of it, so I got my name taken and a warning instead. Saved £40 fine.
Variance: Should havewalked up the alley next to the church and they wouldn't have caught me.
And yes, I suck at MS Paint