[gobboboy]

Hand 1: Vomit. I think you have to reraise preflop here because of your horrible position and the small raise. Make it 800 or something.

Once he bets, I guess you can make it 1500 and fold to a shove. If he just calls you have the best hand almost always.

Leading flop and folding to a shove from him but getting it in versus someone old couldn't be bad either I don't think.

Gross spot though.

Hand 2, easy shove.