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Old 11-16-2007, 12:47 PM
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Default Re: Most quotable movie is....

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Major League FTW, IMO

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I look like a banker.

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"You want me to drag him out back, kick the sh*t out of him?"

"Get him a uniform."

"Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill!"

"Gi'm the heater, Ricky."

"What do you mean, 'too high'?"..."Who gives a sh*t, it's gone."

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"Thats all we got 1 damn hit"

"Strike this mother [censored] out."

"JUST a bit outside."

"Too high, it's too high."

........but how has FLETCH not been mentioned

Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.

Where's the records room?

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses

You using the whole fist, Doc?

Look, defenseless babies

Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build. From the waist up, I imagine.

Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be.

Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.

Yes, very good. I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and... a steak sandwich, please.

No, never, never.

Oh, for... God dawd dawd

One of those manure spreaders jackknifed on the Santa Ana. Godawful mess. You should see my shoes.

I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you.

What are you talking about? Of course not! Five, ten minutes tops, maybe.

Keep ten for yourself. Go and get yourself a nice piece of ass.

I feel like a hundred dollars

Don't talk to me like that, assface

If you're wearing rubbers, leave them outside, would you?

Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays

Why don't we go lay on the bed and I'll fill you in
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