Re: Funny and/or Effective Quips to Problem Players
When you bust someone, (Preferably in a tourney, but it works in cash too - particularly if they're not gonna rebuy.) and they start trashing you, a la 'I can't believe you called with A9, you fish!' or whatever. The best reply, in a normal, quietish voice, and not directed at the offender....
"I hear dead people."
Guarenteed to get the whole table laughing at the guy.
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