Why Hello
yupppp
2:16am...going to play an 8 hour session of hu sngs...lol..ya...about that.., let us gogogogogog
robusto time 4 dollar bankroll, eat [censored] and die NAILIN247, gimmea your loot.
PokerStars Ga $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2007/10/02 - 02:15:16 (ET)
Table '62876503 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ITSMESNITCHES (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: NAILIN247 (1500 in chips)
ITSMESNITCHES: posts small blind 10
NAILIN247: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ITSMESNITCHES [6d 6s]
ITSMESNITCHES: raises 40 to 60
NAILIN247: raises 100 to 160
ITSMESNITCHES: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [2s 8h 9s]
NAILIN247: checks
ITSMESNITCHES: checks
*** TURN *** [2s 8h 9s] [8d]
NAILIN247: bets 220
ITSMESNITCHES: calls 220
*** RIVER *** [2s 8h 9s 8d] [3s]
NAILIN247: checks
ITSMESNITCHES: bets 444
NAILIN247: folds
ITSMESNITCHES collected 760 from pot
ITSMESNITCHES: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 760 | Rake 0
Board [2s 8h 9s 8d 3s]
Seat 1: ITSMESNITCHES (button) (small blind) collected (760)
Seat 2: NAILIN247 (big blind) folded on the River
Dealer: Gam ITSMESNITCHES wins pot (320) with a flush, Ace high
ITSMESNITCHES: if i checked river
ITSMESNITCHES: would you of bet 500?
Dealer: Game #12389552520: NAILIN247 wins pot (20)
Dealer: Game #12389553998: ITSMESNITCHES wins pot (20)
NAILIN247: prob
ITSMESNITCHES: damn
HOLD BABY
let me have a 3 bi bankroll
jesus christ lee jones...a chop...ick. [censored] hh too lazy already as of 12 mins
well lee this thread might be over soon. you gave me the best hand in ps history
(kq offsuit obv)
i floped a straight draw in a 3way pot JT3 obv and i'm about to call this guys shove
lets do it kq, one time 3 bi bankroll....i'm slowrolling him as i type this long segment on how KQo is the nuts on stars
hahahaha
i know kq is gonna get there
jahahahhahahaha;kdsjf;lakdsjf;lakjfadsfasdfasdfasd fasdf
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PokerStars Gam: Tournament #62876503, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2007/10/02 - 02:26:34 (ET)
Table '62876503 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ITSMESNITCHES (2125 in chips)
Seat 2: NAILIN247 (875 in chips)
ITSMESNITCHES: posts small blind 15
NAILIN247: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ITSMESNITCHES [Qd Kh]
ITSMESNITCHES: raises 60 to 90
NAILIN247: raises 180 to 270
ITSMESNITCHES: calls 180
*** FLOP *** [Js Th 3h]
NAILIN247: bets 605 and is all-in
ITSMESNITCHES: calls 605
*** TURN *** [Js Th 3h] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Js Th 3h Ac] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NAILIN247: shows [Ts Qh] (a pair of Tens)
ITSMESNITCHES: shows [Qd Kh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
ITSMESNITCHES collected 1750 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1750 | Rake 0
Board [Js Th 3h Ac 2c]
Seat 1: ITSMESNITCHES (button) (small blind) showed [Qd Kh] and won (1750) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 2: NAILIN247 (big blind) showed [Ts Qh] and lost with a pair of Tens
sup bro? whats good.
Edit 2.5 bi bankroll*****
well, got 2 tables going now ( now i can multitable obv ) and the games are so slow. this guy is so bad. i just want to reach over to france to punch him... if lee jones would let
me hit one pair vs him, i would of won by now.
other guy is bad, like a mini HIV that hits gutters all day :-/
jesus chirst lj, let me chop one time you pos
Table '62877360 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: HrdrTheyFa11 (2190 in chips)
Seat 2: OOOOOGLLLLLYBOOOOGLLLLY (810 in chips)
HrdrTheyFa11: posts small blind 25
OOOOOGLLLLLYBOOOOGLLLLY: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OOOOOGLLLLLYBOOOOGLLLLY [Ac 3s]
HrdrTheyFa11: raises 100 to 150
OOOOOGLLLLLYBOOOOGLLLLY: raises 660 to 810 and is all-in
HrdrTheyFa11: calls 660
*** FLOP *** [4d Ts Jh]
*** TURN *** [4d Ts Jh] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [4d Ts Jh 2s] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OOOOOGLLLLLYBOOOOGLLLLY: shows [Ac 3s] (high card Ace)
HrdrTheyFa11: shows [5c Ad] (high card Ace - Queen+Jack+Ten+Five kicker)
HrdrTheyFa11 collected 1620 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1620 | Rake 0
Board [4d Ts Jh 2s Qc]
Seat 1: HrdrTheyFa11 (button) (small blind) showed [5c Ad] and won (1620) with high card Ace
Seat 2: OOOOOGLLLLLYBOOOOGLLLLY (big blind) showed [Ac 3s] and lost with high card Ace
gayyyy
at least i won the other one, so i can play another one, yupppp
WOW WTF IS GOING ON
i sign up for 2. and they are vs the same guy ( jfever5k )
wow, i'm about to get hustled by a better 2.20 hu multitabler?
gameface time.
I got 2 tables open, notepad ( for this ldo ) and i need some music now, wow.
music ya, i need drink too, lil bit high and cottonmouth
whjat a bitch, 3 bet min raising me ha..
wow i'm about to hate life...he beat me on one table, got it ai with top pair A kicker pair of tt obs
then he didn't let me come back by 3 outing my [censored] real good. the other table i have 1110 chips...if i lose this, i'm just gonna be so upset.
PokerStars Game Tournament #62878468, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2007/10/02 - 03:09:02 (ET)
Table '62878468 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: jjfever5k (1770 in chips)
Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (1230 in chips)
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: posts small blind 10
jjfever5k: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ [Qd Td]
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: raises 40 to 60
jjfever5k: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [4c Ac 8d]
jjfever5k: checks
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: checks
*** TURN *** [4c Ac 8d] [Qh]
jjfever5k: checks
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: bets 100
jjfever5k: calls 100
*** RIVER *** [4c Ac 8d Qh] [2d]
jjfever5k: checks
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: bets 199
jjfever5k: calls 199
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: shows [Qd Td] (a pair of Queens)
jjfever5k: shows [Ks Qc] (a pair of Queens - Ace+King kicker)
jjfever5k collected 718 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 718 | Rake 0
Board [4c Ac 8d Qh 2d]
Seat 1: jjfever5k (big blind) showed [Ks Qc] and won (718) with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (button) (small blind) showed [Qd Td] and lost with a pair of Queens
kjghigjh
VALUETOWN WHERE ARE YOU ONE TIME?
HOW AM I [censored] LOSING A 2.20 HU SNG TO THIS GUY WOW AM I REALLY GOING TO LOSE 2 GAMES TO HIM?
If i lose this i still have 1.10 in my acct...maybe enough for a sng? gay but i can't lose this noooooooooooo
Well bbv... i am about to cr this guy for the rest of my chips... i have a4o on the a77q board...i'm typing this as my timebank is ticking.
just like kq...i think i got him, i'm just gonna shove the slider, click the "raise to 841" button and just completly scamboozle him with the check raise....lets hope.
skeet skeet skeet
PokerStars Game Tournament #62878468, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2007/10/02 - 03:14:17 (ET)
Table '62878468 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: jjfever5k (1889 in chips)
Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (1111 in chips)
jjfever5k: posts small blind 15
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ [4d Ac]
jjfever5k: calls 15
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: raises 120 to 150
jjfever5k: calls 120
*** FLOP *** [7c 7s As]
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: bets 120
jjfever5k: calls 120
*** TURN *** [7c 7s As] [Qc]
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: checks
jjfever5k: bets 325
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: raises 516 to 841 and is all-in
jjfever5k: folds
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ collected 1190 from pot
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1190 | Rake 0
Board [7c 7s As Qc]
Seat 1: jjfever5k (button) (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (big blind) collected (1190)
This is taking foreverrrrr...errr ok finally 25/50 blinds, raisy daisy time.
Wow...i didn't even type in the good ol notepad, i just 3 bet shoved on him so fast for it...wow, look at me go.
Table '62878468 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: jjfever5k (1394 in chips)
Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (1606 in chips)
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: posts small blind 25
jjfever5k: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ [9d Kc]
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: raises 100 to 150
jjfever5k: raises 250 to 400
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: raises 1206 to 1606 and is all-in
jjfever5k: folds
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ collected 800 from pot
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 800 | Rake 0
Seat 1: jjfever5k (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (button) (small blind) collected (800)
You know someone is decent when they fold to a 4bet shove in a 2.20husng?????
I think if i win this i'm going to try to post...then keep on going...but i gotta win first, my timebank is dieing, and i floped the 5 high OESD ONE TIME LEE
wow
one time
hjit
one time
jesus christ
PokerStars Game Tournament #62878468, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2007/10/02 - 03:23:29 (ET)
Table '62878468 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: jjfever5k (994 in chips)
Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (2006 in chips)
jjfever5k: posts small blind 25
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ [4d 5h]
jjfever5k: calls 25
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: checks
*** FLOP *** [3s 3h 2h]
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: bets 100
jjfever5k: raises 250 to 350
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: raises 1606 to 1956 and is all-in
jjfever5k: calls 594 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3s 3h 2h] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [3s 3h 2h 8d] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: shows [4d 5h] (a pair of Threes)
jjfever5k: shows [4c 3c] (three of a kind, Threes)
jjfever5k collected 1988 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1988 | Rake 0
Board [3s 3h 2h 8d 7c]
Seat 1: jjfever5k (button) (small blind) showed [4c 3c] and won (1988) with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (big blind) showed [4d 5h] and lost with a pair of Threes
well...
i have 1262 chips..and pocket 3s.
he raises huh..ok i'll see a flolpski ajj8 board ick, 3 high flush draw hit one time?
nope
anyway..the plan is just to cbet every dry flop everytime ok lets do it team.
SD:LKFJLS
KJF STOP 3 BETTING ME I NEED TO SEE A FLOP TO CBET IT SLDKFJ
i just can't get anything going..i mean..487 chips..a2 now..he folds obv
ok..512 chips................a6o ok shove time.........and he.. calls
ahhh
im ahead
JESUS CHRIST
WHY
asdkl;fjadl;sfkja;sdlkfja;ldskfj
Asdfl;kjasdf;lkjasd;lfkj
Table '62878468 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: jjfever5k (2488 in chips)
Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (512 in chips)
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: posts small blind 25
jjfever5k: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ [Ad 6s]
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: raises 462 to 512 and is all-in
jjfever5k: calls 462
*** FLOP *** [Kh Jd 5s]
*** TURN *** [Kh Jd 5s] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Kh Jd 5s 9d] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jjfever5k: shows [5c Ac] (a pair of Fives)
IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: shows [Ad 6s] (high card Ace)
jjfever5k collected 1024 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1024 | Rake 0
Board [Kh Jd 5s 9d Ts]
Seat 1: jjfever5k (big blind) showed [5c Ac] and won (1024) with a pair of Fives
Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (button) (small blind) showed [Ad 6s] and lost with high card Ace
now i'm busto and sad, and hate life [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]