[cmcxchris]

The last time I stayed at IP, there was a conference with many men dressed up as Santa Claus, roaming around the casino. We stayed in a suite. There was a mirror over the bed. There were two sinks. When the toilet was flushed, the sink in the bathroom and the sink in the "living room" gargled suspiciously.

That was my last time staying at IP - and my last time staying at IP.