A bit of the fun vs aforementioned fish:
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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com -
Hand History Converter
MP: $197
CO: $263.10
BTN: $147.20
SB: $198
Hero (BB): $200.75
UTG: $611
Pre-Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $8</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $8, SB folds, Hero calls $6
Flop: ($25) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $18</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $50</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $603 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $142.75 and is All-In
Turn: ($410.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
River: ($410.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Results: $410.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Queens) and WON $407.50 (+$206.75 NET)
UTG mucked K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$200.75 NET)
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HAND #2
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com -
Hand History Converter
BB: $176
UTG: $309.30
MP: $193.30
CO: $196
Hero (BTN): $395.50
SB: $209
Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $10</font>, CO folds, Hero calls $10, SB calls $9, BB folds
Flop: ($32) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">MP bets $18</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $50</font>, SB folds, MP calls $32
Turn: ($132) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $304</font>, MP calls $133.30 and is All-In
River: ($398.60) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Results: $398.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Eights and Fives) and LOST (-$193.30 NET)
Hero showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Four to Eight) and WON $395.60 (+$202.30 NET)
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HAND #3
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com -
Hand History Converter
SB: $198
BB: $159.50
UTG: $655.30
MP: $388.80
Hero (CO): $635.35
BTN: $410.90
Pre-Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $8</font>, MP folds, Hero calls $8, BTN folds, SB calls $7, BB folds
Flop: ($26) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $20</font>, Hero calls $20, SB folds
Turn: ($66) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $30</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $94</font>, UTG calls $64
River: ($254) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $156</font>, UTG calls $156
Results: $566 Pot ($3 Rake)
UTG showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Queens) and LOST (-$278 NET)
Hero showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and WON $563 (+$285 NET)
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HAND #4
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com -
Hand History Converter
BB: $295.75
UTG: $320.85
MP: $239.70
CO: $310.80
Hero (BTN): $892.45
SB: $367.90
Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $7</font>, MP calls $7, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $32</font>, 3 folds, MP calls $25
Flop: ($74) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $54</font>, MP calls $54
Turn: ($182) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">MP bets $153.70 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $153.70
River: ($489.40) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Results: $489.40 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Sevens) and LOST (-$239.70 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON $486.40 (+$246.70 NET)
The amazing thing is how bad most of the regs are at beating this kind of dude. People bluffing off stacks like total idiots.