[Paulie Walnuts]

Here's another one. Got home from school was a freshman I think. The old man left outta town on a business trip and mom wasn't due for a couple hours so i jump on the phone and dial 1800 big [censored] or something. It asked for a credit card number and I put in some random digits. Than it told me to call some 1900 number. Looking back i cant believe I actually thought the fake credit card i entered would get charged but hey i was 15 with a boner and had sexy female voices on the line. Called the number and had to go through like a million different options. press 1 for redheads 3 for big [censored] etc, etc. Like 15 minutes in i hear the front door opening. i hang up and put my stuff back on. my old man forgot something so was only home for a couple of minutes. He leaves again and i jump back on the phone for like 20 more minutes than get tired of all the options so i just hang up without ever talking to anyone.

Anyways im playin video games in my room like a month later and i hear my parents arguing. My mom is asking dad if he called a psychic or somethin wtf r these charges whys the bill so big did u call a porno line and hes like no i swear i didnt honest to god. I got my game on pause and have that feeling like [censored] im bout to get discovered. Mom comes and confronts me and I fess up and wash dishes at my aunts restauarant for like a month just to pay that [censored]. Never even got to bust a nut.