[marchron]

Let's see how much I suck:

1. A5, BB: 9-1 is too much odds to fold. Gotta call. NB: I'm notoriously loose with Axo when partway in.

2. QJ, CO: Limp. Table's too loose not to.

3. 75s, SB: Complete. All day, every day.

4. T8s, UTG+2: Limp. A limpapalooza becomes more certain with the first two players already in. The only thing that would suck is if the player to our immediate left raised.

5. AT, BT: Insta-raise.

6. AJ, CO: Eep. Read-dependent. If I thought I could beat the raiser, I'd trey it, but given the dynamics of this hypothetical table, I doubt I'm winning against a PFR's range, so I fold.

7. 77, SB: Re-raise. Stick it in his eye.

8. QJs, BT: Limp. I'm bad at raising with good multiway hands in multiway pots, but at this point, raising might only get it three-way with me and the two limpers, which isn't quite multiway enough.

9. 87, BB: Call. We're getting 13-1. Those are insane odds.

10. 97, SB: Call. 15-1 now.

X. T3 on 92K/four-flush flop: Call, and call the turn no matter what: we've got odds.