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I was a groomsman in a wedding for one of my best friends. As my wife and I left the reception, me being a tad bit drunk, (she was driving) and started the 45 minute trip home. My wife was given a vase of flowers that was a centerpiece for one of the tables. So I was holding this on the way home. We are about 15 minutes from home and I had to piss real bad, almost to the point of pissing my pants. Anyway this car of young kids pulls out in front of us and I could see the little [censored] in the backseat flipping us off and that stuff. Their car slowed way down 15-20 mph in a 55 mph. So as soon as we were clear to pass, I told my wife to pass them (We were in a mini van, theres a reason for a mini van and no I wouldnt havve one if I didnt need it, and they had a GrandAm) as soon as we started to pass them they sped up, so my wife slowed down to get back in the right lane, but they slowed down too. So she sped up to pass them again. They too, sped up and were laughing and one kid mooned us, so I rolled the front window down, called them little [censored], they yelled some BS back so I threw the piss filled vase at their car. It went right in their back window [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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