Small Towns Suck IMO. Will You Be My Friend?
BLAURGH! I just moved into a new house this weekend in a new town and it blows. Its an Oregon coast town of maybe 7500. The only people in the town are 45+, 18-, or too stupid to get out of this town after high school. I'm 25 and just want to find 2 or 3 people smart enough to talk too or 1 girl hawt enough to sexify. I dont even care if I have to drink a case of beer first. for the girl or the conversation. I tried just randomly going into a bar and seeing what happens and it was just crusty fisherman and professional alcoholics. Plus, bars are fine for meeting sloots and girls, but i'm afriad if I try and make guy friends at a bar I might catch a case of the ghey.
Cliff notes: I hate small tourist towns. will you be my friend?
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