[damaniac]

My sister held a fundraiser for the Special Olympics as a class project (she's some sort of Rec major at Central Michigan), so my gf and I thought we'd help out and attend. It was a disc golf competition (for those that don't know, you basically throw a frisbee-like thing with the goal of getting it into a basket at the end, people have whole sets of different discs: drivers, mid-range discs, and putters).

We lost by 22 shots. And by lost, I mean the next-closest team was 22 shots ahead. We were 30 over par. The teams ahead of us included 2 teams of Special Olympians (I think, I'm not 100% sure their scores were included. I hope not for my own sake.).

My official excuse is that we had to use putters since that's what they had for us to borrow. Although if I had had a driver, it would have just been a longer walk into the woods to find it.

Brag: We won 4 raffle prizes after, including two discs (drivers), so we can one day achieve the goal of not humiliating ourselves.