Live dorks at 1/2 NL
Lots of dorks at one casino I play 1/2 NL at (100 buy in)
Here's an example.
I have KJs in MP. As usual I'm the deepest stack with about $300.
Dorkus the villain has $180 on the button.
Some other dorkus raises to 4 (minibet poker). A few callers, I call, button calls.
Pot: roughly 30 ish.
Flop: KQ7r
Checks to limp dick guy of my right who bets 5.
I raise to 40 total.
Button tries to make it 60 total. In doing so, he splashes his chips every where, and is like a dumb puppy dog trying to hump your leg.
I inform him he needs to make it at least 75. He puts in another stack (dollar chip poker).
Folds to me, and I insta push.
Pot: nearly $400
He calls instantly and tables K4o proudly. Yes, he is one proud dorkus.
I table KJs, and it doesn't really sink in, he's going "send it send it!!"
Turn is a 2
River is a 7.
And we chop.
DORKUSSSSSSS!!!!!!
AB
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