Re: Home Poker Game in NJ
lol @ underground club and home poker game being the same thing.
Seriously dude, play online. It's perfect for you. Also, order your groceries online and have them delivered (don't open the door, have a special trap door for them, because the delivery guy might want to hurt you). If you HAVE to drive, get a hummer with bulletproof windows. Better yet, don't have any windows, put a camera on it and drive using that.
You know what, just become the bubble boy already.
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