Re: Funny and/or Effective Quips to Problem Players
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Something I say sometimes when I'm sure I won't offend anybody when people get all "ooh, if only he had had a pocket pair and you had a better kicker and another ace fell, it'd have been a jackpot!" and keep going on about it:
If I had a sister and she had a dick she'd be my brother.
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I'm not a dealer - but as a player I'd appreciate it if a dealer did say that (either yours or mine). F**k 'em if they can't take a joke.
The first one wasn't funny enough to take a chance with though...
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