[HeavilyArmed]

Liberalism is easy. You simply need to care about the problem, locate the liberal solution and advocate. In fact, if you mistakenly stop and think about many knee-jerk liberal answers to problems you'll find yourself hopelessly confused.

Here's a good example. Gas prices are too high. Let's put price controls on it! Problem solved. Don't you feel better? I sure do. Now let's go after the windfall profits too!

1/2 part intellectually lazy + 1/4 part idealist + 1/4 part self-loathing white = liberal. Most every time.