[Labarde]

do you have a dad and how fat is he?

does your sister or brother have AIDS?

do you think my eyes are beautiful?

why did my grandma die?

do you think dogs are as intelligent as seals?

if you were a dolphin would you have sex with other dolphins cos that is so turning me on right now if it is true?

do you like steel or copper better?

is your middle name jessica?

or sniffer?

or albina?

or jemima?

or suzy?

or nicky?

do you find the smell of oranges erotic?

do you find the word erogenous erogenous?

is my voice good for radio?

why are my legs hairy and my head too?

what is your favourite type of potato?

do you eat bread like it is meat and vice versa?

are you a world famous rapper?

do you have a golden staph infection?

why is the earth flat?

does my brother smell like chickpeas?