. . . ParadisePok*r.com model
Caprice Bourret:
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The model mammary apparently has a nipple that points slightly skywards, and an upper half just a bit smaller than the bottom half.
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All the
"study" really proves is that I'm in the wrong business. Here's the kicker:
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Patrick Mallucci spent many hours poring over photos of topless models in lads magazines and tabloid newspapers to formulate his theory . . . Mr Mallucci said: "I studied a wide variety of photographs of the most popular topless models to work out the various proportions they had in common and what made those particular features attractive."
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I think I could do that for half the money he's making. Alas, I am but an amateur boobologist, not a professional one, so I still say Keeley Hazell FTW.
But I can't say I disagree with his selection that much:
NSFW.
By the way, his pick for worst breasts is Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham:
