I love tilting nits:
Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
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Hand History Converter
MP1: $200
MP2: $242
Hero (CO): $265.75
BTN: $308.05
SB: $265.30
BB: $153.50
UTG: $200
UTG+1: $523.95
Pre-Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
4 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $28</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $20
Flop: ($58) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $36</font>, SB calls $36
Turn: ($130) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $100</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $201.75 and is All-In</font>, SB calls $101.30 and is All-In
River: ($532.60) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Results: $532.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sixes) and WON $529.60 (+$264.30 NET)
SB showed K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Sixes) and LOST (-$265.30 NET)
nit: "you must be the biggest ****ing idiot here"
SABR42: "nice call with ace high"
nit: "call 3 bet with 6 high"
nit: "****ling moron"
nit: "complete moron"
nit: "if you were here i'd break your face"
nit: "you have to be mentally challenged first"