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Lots of English-speaking horny young men around, with little ability to write sufferably well in English. Why not start a competition for the best short porn story? No expletives at all allowed.

First prize one dinner with El Diablo, is an idea. (Second prize, of course, two dinners.)

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I sadly admit, while bragging, that a few stories I wrote a few years ago we ranked quite highly on literotica. They were shorter than the normal high ranking stories and I thought they were very high quality.

However, I write erotic stories anonymously and would never let anyone, even a bunch of forum goers that I'll never meet, know what I write. I'm very weird about this minuscule aspect of my life.

This contest is a ridiculously good idea, as it could be hilarious, alarming and fascinating.