[jbrennen]

I would bet the river. Otherwise, I'd probably play it the same.

And I don't bet the river because I think it's +EV. In fact, it's most likely -EV, but I do it for metagame purposes, because it will get me action on my good hands -- anyone who sees me do this is likely to call me down light the next time we're in a situation where they're drawing dead.