Dunno if this is cool, but the Realtime thread is very long and I dunno if Cake players were continually checking it... It is a little experimental at the moment, but it was working for me.
Realtime
You will nedd the Beta version V1.13d
Cake's history format is pretty limited. It doesn't tell you what type of game was played. I just assume everything is NL Hold'em. So if you play a lot of different games, be aware your opponents' stats could be different. Also I only got around 1,000 hands so it is very possible there will be a problem with a particular circumstance I did not encounter. If you find this, please turn on the logging - Preferences->FTP settings menu. Then email me the log.txt and the last file processed.