[By-Tor]

"The Lucky Sperm Club"


...because every forum should have a theme song...



The Lucky Sperm Club


Look at that guy with the new Mercedes
A great big house and fancy ladies
Winning the game by dropping Daddy's name
And hanging with the other Lucky Sperm Club babies
The swinging king of the society scene
Gets obscene in a limousine
Charging cheap thrills full of frivolous frills
Taking lazy luxury to new extremes

And oh it must be fun
To be so wealthy, healthy, rich and young
One might wonder what he's done
To become the fortunate one

He's another member of the Lucky Sperm Club
The only thing he had to do was be conceived
It's great to be a member of the Lucky Sperm Club
Living in the lap of lazy luxury
Yawee
A guy like me should be so lucky

It's a special club for the privileged few
Not for me, not for you
It's a wonderful life, no stress no strife
Never hurry never worry like the poor folk do

And oh it must be fun
To be so wealthy, filthy rich and young
One might wonder what great things they've done
To become the fortunate ones

He's another member of the Lucky Sperm Club
The only thing he had to do was be conceived
It's great to be a member of the Lucky Sperm Club
Born into the lap of lazy luxury
Yawee
A guy like me should be so lucky

The Lucky Sperm Club population is there by relation
They don't fill out applications and they pay no dues
You must inherit your invitation to this celebration
And The Lucky Sperm Club band don't play no blues

Oh, if it were my son
If one sweet someday all the work I've done
Is enough to ensure that my boy
Will become the fortunate one

Then he can be a member of the Lucky Sperm Club
The only thing he had to do was be conceived
I hope that he's a member of the Lucky Sperm Club
Born into the lap of lazy luxury
Yawee
And when I'm old he'll take good care of me