[Bond18]

Freshman year of college me and a couple friends went through a phase where we stole random [censored] from parties, mostly alcahol. One time we tried to steal an entire keg, and one time i got really drunk and tried to steal a george forman grill and got caught. I don't know how i didn't get my ass kicked.

Either way, after a few weeks of this we came to the conclusion that this was incredibly stupid an immature. I had never really stole anything before, and certainly not since.

I still feel really [censored] stupid about it.