[Crane]

About ten years ago I'm head up with Phil in a one table satellite at the Commerce Club.

I have him two to one when I pick up pocket dueces and stack off. He insta-calls and they run out the cards. You didn't have to table your hand like you do nowadays.

When no big cards come, I feel pretty good and flip over my ducks. He shuffles his cards back and forth and says that's good. I was in shock! But wait! You knew there'd be more, right?

As he's shuffling you can just see his pea brain working. He has to say something --and he does.

"He puts all of his f***ing money in with two f***ing deuces. Two f***ing deuces. He then fires his hand face up into the flop. What did he have? Three-deuce off.