[captainwacky]

if I played seriously I might make more money some hands. But lines like this just make me smile so much.

PokerStars Game #13447520901: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/11/24 - 20:00:40 (ET)
Table 'Hilaritas II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: bfl4me ($2791.20 in chips)
Seat 3: sacker ($2083.30 in chips)
Seat 4: gambler2k4 ($1146.25 in chips)
Seat 5: LK_Revolt ($1149.75 in chips)
Seat 6: Poly_Baller ($1113 in chips)
bfl4me: posts small blind $5
sacker: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Poly_Baller [Jc Js]
gambler2k4: folds
LK_Revolt: raises $20 to $30
Poly_Baller: raises $80 to $110
bfl4me: folds
sacker: folds
LK_Revolt: raises $140 to $250
Poly_Baller: calls $140
*** FLOP *** [5c 9h 8c]
LK_Revolt: checks
Poly_Baller: checks
*** TURN *** [5c 9h 8c] [9d]
LK_Revolt: bets $330
Poly_Baller: calls $330
*** RIVER *** [5c 9h 8c 9d] [5h]
LK_Revolt: checks
Poly_Baller: bets $110
LK_Revolt: folds
Poly_Baller collected $1173 from pot
Poly_Baller: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1175 | Rake $2
Board [5c 9h 8c 9d 5h]
Seat 2: bfl4me (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: sacker (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: gambler2k4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: LK_Revolt folded on the River
Seat 6: Poly_Baller (button) collected ($1173)