[Kingz22]

When your mini fridge is by your desk, full of food for the week, you DON'T have to stand up to consume any of it, and you brilliantly have empty water gallons to p*ss in whenever you have to (Definitely bonus for male cardplayers);

When it's the most annoying burden for you to go to the bathroom for option number 2;

When you play so many tables that you honestly witness the AA vs KK preflop classic at least 7 times a day;

When you've had a dream about poker, without fail, at least once a week;

When you've had a dream about your mom spanking you when she coincidentally bumped into you at Foxwoods (she was there for a concert)