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Old 10-31-2007, 01:42 PM
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Default Re: So, is the end really in 2012?

* There have been 4 major catastrophes -- so far! -- in human history. If you add up the digits in 2012, you get 5. MIND BLOWING.

* The Mayans did predict the coming of the Europeans! Kukulcan was a symbolic representation of Cortez, they just misinterpreted the vision! BEWARE!

* McKenna's elves told him that 2012 would be the last year as well. THE EVIDENCE CONTINUES TO MOUNT.

* The Mayans are nowhere near extinct yet, they just don't look like the Mayans of the 1500s or live in step pyramids. But they will be extinct in 2012! DUM DUM DUMMMMMMM.

The ONLY possible hole in this theory is that the UNIX clock will not explode and cause suffering until 2038. Scientists are working night and day to resolve this issue. I'll keep this thread updated with results.
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