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Dateline, August 24th, 2106.
A boy missing. A family torn apart. A mistaken identity. A maid found hung from the roof of a Poggopolis home.
With the town now under the control of urban terrorists like Lex Luthor, we must look for sources of hope in our lives.
But this story is not a source of hope.
Who is Damien Thorn? Where has he gone?
At 10 AM this morning, a woman was found hung, neck broken, from the roof of the home of noted diplomat Jonathan P. Moneybags, son of Harold Moneybags, known as Mr. Moneybags to most. The home was playing host to the fifth birthday party of little Damien Thorn. Details are shoddy at this time, but all reports indicate that the woman's death was seemingly a suicide.
She was little Damien Thorn's nanny.
What bothers this reporter most about this story is what the woman was reported to have said at her death. We have had numerous witnesses collaborate this, and it makes this reporter very, very nervous.
“It's all for you, Damien,” she said. “It's all for you.”
So who is Damien Thorn? Why has he suddenly gone missing from his family's home? Has he been kidnapped? Has he run away?
And is he really the son of Ambassador Robert Thorn?
More on this... perhaps, another time.
Next up, on Dateline. How to construct your own mobile defense unit out of bubble gum! MacGuyver will show us how.
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