[Al_Capone_Junior]

These mo-fos would not be too happy if I was around for this. Wham! Square in the nuts! I'd kick 'em so hard they'd come clean off the ground about three feet.

And if I was the boss these people would all be kicked in the nuts, then fired.

I know it sucks when you're dealing and not getting tipped. Then you finally push someone a $700 pot and they throw you a buck. What's the procedure here?

You say "thank you" and you mean it, no sarcasm, no teeth sounds, just a sincere thanks. Then you deal the next hand at your normal pace, without slowdowns or pauses. There is no other acceptable answer, period.

I have no patience for these people. There are probably 500 applications for these jobs. Problem-solution.

Al