This guy was 85/55 and shoving like 6/10 hands
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PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 2/2
Blinds (5 handed)
Starting Stacks
Seat 2: Small blind ($335.08)
Seat 3: Big blind (Hero) ($260.40)
Seat 4: UTG ($89)
Seat 5: CO ($327.40)
Seat 6: Button ($1113.51)
Preflop: Hero is Big blind with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls ($2), <font color="#666666">
2 folds</font>, Small blind raises ($4), Hero raises ($14), <font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, Small blind raises ($132), Hero all-in ($246.40), Small blind calls ($128.40)
Flop: ($282.4) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
Turn: ($282.4) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
River: ($282.4) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
Final Pot: $519.8
Results below:
Small blind has Jd Jh (Three of a kind, jacks)
Big blind has Qd Ac (ace high)
Outcome: Small blind wins $519.80
Ok, so this time I have to have him beat, right???
nope
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PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 2/2
Blinds (5 handed)
Starting Stacks
Seat 2: UTG ($589.48)
Seat 3: CO (Hero) ($199)
Seat 4: Button ($78)
Seat 5: Small blind ($325.40)
Seat 6: Big blind ($1129.26)
Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG raises ($4), Hero raises ($18), <font color="#666666">
3 folds</font>, UTG all-in ($585.48), Hero all-in ($181)
Flop: ($25) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
Turn: ($25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
River: ($25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
Final Pot: $398
Results below:
UTG has Ah Ac (One pair, aces)
CO has As Qd (ace high)
Outcome: UTG wins $398
Awesome job retard
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PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 2/2
Blinds (6 handed)
Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Small blind ($524.85)
Seat 2: Big blind ($396)
Seat 3: UTG ($236.25)
Seat 4: LP (Hero) ($416.45)
Seat 5: CO ($197)
Seat 6: Button ($367.10)
Preflop: Hero is LP with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG raises ($4), Hero raises ($18), <font color="#666666">
2 folds</font>, Small blind calls ($17), Big blind folds, UTG calls ($14)
Flop: ($55) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Small blind checks, UTG bets ($10), Hero raises ($55), Small blind folds, UTG calls ($45)
Turn: ($165) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG all-in ($163.25), Hero calls ($163.25)
River: ($328.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
Final Pot: $489
Results below:
UTG has Tc Jd (Full house, tens full of sevens)
LP has Qc Qd (Two Pair, queens and tens)
Outcome: UTG wins $489
Sets are the nuts (for them)
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PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 2/2
Blinds (6 handed)
Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Button ($310.20)
Seat 2: Small blind ($163)
Seat 3: Big blind (Hero) ($212)
Seat 4: UTG ($92.75)
Seat 5: LP ($325.45)
Seat 6: CO ($427.80)
Preflop: Hero is Big blind with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls ($2), LP calls ($2), <font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, Button raises ($4), Small blind calls ($3), Hero raises ($20), <font color="#666666">
2 folds</font>, Button calls ($16), Small blind folds
Flop: ($49) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, Button bets ($20), Hero raises ($80), Button raises ($172), Hero all-in ($112), Button calls ($20)
Turn: ($341) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
River: ($341) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
Final Pot: $428.5
Results below:
Button has 7s 7h (Three of a kind, sevens)
Big blind has Ad Ac (One pair, aces)
Outcome: Button wins $428.50
But not for me
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PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 2/2
Blinds (6 handed)
Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Big blind ($317.80)
Seat 2: UTG ($177)
Seat 3: LP ($131.65)
Seat 4: CO ($167.30)
Seat 5: Button ($200.30)
Seat 6: Small blind (Hero) ($198.90)
Preflop: Hero is Small blind with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, LP raises ($6), <font color="#666666">
2 folds</font>, Hero calls ($5), Big blind calls ($4)
Flop: ($17) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero bets ($14), Big blind raises ($28), <font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, Hero all-in ($178.90), Big blind calls ($164.90)
Turn: ($223.9) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
River: ($223.9) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
Final Pot: $400.3
Results below:
Small blind has 6d 6s (Three of a kind, sixes)
Big blind has Tc 2c (Flush, ace high)
Outcome: Big blind wins $400.30
Example B
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PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 2/2
Blinds (6 handed)
Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Big blind ($170.30)
Seat 2: UTG ($102.55)
Seat 3: LP (Hero) ($199)
Seat 4: CO ($280)
Seat 5: Button ($86.20)
Seat 6: Small blind ($100)
Preflop: Hero is LP with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, Hero raises ($10), <font color="#666666">
3 folds</font>, Big blind raises ($28), Hero calls ($18)
Flop: ($59) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Big blind bets ($42), Hero all-in ($171), Big blind all-in ($100.30)
Turn: ($101) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
River: ($101) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
Final Pot: $340.1
Results below:
Big blind has Kc Kd (Three of a kind, kings)
LP has 7c 7h (Three of a kind, sevens)
Outcome: Big blind wins $340.10
Ya runner runner!
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PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 2/2
Blinds (5 handed)
Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Button ($99.80)
Seat 2: Small blind ($77.43)
Seat 4: Big blind (Hero) ($198)
Seat 5: UTG ($73.32)
Seat 6: CO ($172.10)
Preflop: Hero is Big blind with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">
2 folds</font>, Button calls ($2), Small blind calls ($1), Hero checks
Flop: ($5) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Small blind checks, Hero bets ($6), Button calls ($6), Small blind folds
Turn: ($17) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero bets ($12), Button calls ($12)
River: ($41) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero bets ($30), Button raises ($60), Hero raises ($120), Button all-in ($19.80)
Final Pot: $198.1
Results below:
Button has As 8s (Flush, ace high)
Big blind has 7c 9d (Straight, six to ten)
Outcome: Button wins $198.10
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PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 2/2
Blinds (5 handed)
Starting Stacks
Seat 1: CO ($411.30)
Seat 2: Button ($129.70)
Seat 3: Small blind ($498.30)
Seat 4: Big blind (Hero) ($287.50)
Seat 5: UTG ($221.95)
Preflop: Hero is Big blind with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">
3 folds</font>, Small blind raises ($4), Hero raises ($16), Small blind calls ($12)
Flop: ($34) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Small blind bets ($8), Hero raises ($30), Small blind calls ($22)
Turn: ($94) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Small blind bets ($16), Hero calls ($16)
River: ($126) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Small blind bets ($30), Hero calls ($30)
Final Pot: $180.5
Results below:
Small blind has 7d 7s (Three of a kind, sevens)
Outcome: Small blind wins $180.50
Well I fell into that- gotta love those 2 outers!
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PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 2/2
Blinds (6 handed)
Starting Stacks
Seat 1: LP ($198)
Seat 2: CO ($703.50)
Seat 3: Button ($89.10)
Seat 4: Small blind (Hero) ($259.67)
Seat 5: Big blind ($78.30)
Seat 6: UTG ($272.30)
Preflop: Hero is Small blind with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls ($2), <font color="#666666">
2 folds</font>, Button calls ($2), Hero calls ($1), Big blind checks
Flop: ($7) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, Big blind bets ($2), UTG calls ($2), Button calls ($2), Hero calls ($2)
Turn: ($15) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, Big blind bets ($6), UTG calls ($6), <font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, Hero raises ($30), Big blind calls ($24), UTG calls ($24)
River: ($105) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero bets ($50), Big blind all-in ($44.30), UTG folds
Final Pot: $191.1
Results below:
Small blind has 7d 6c (Two Pair, sevens and sixes)
Big blind has Kh 7c (Two Pair, kings and sevens)
Outcome: Big blind wins $191.10
I'm a sucker for $2 bets
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PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 2/2
Blinds (6 handed)
Starting Stacks
Seat 1: LP ($448.98)
Seat 2: CO ($69.53)
Seat 3: Button ($407.54)
Seat 4: Small blind ($507.10)
Seat 5: Big blind (Hero) ($200.25)
Seat 6: UTG ($439.75)
Preflop: Hero is Big blind with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, LP calls ($2), CO raises ($8), <font color="#666666">
2 folds</font>, Hero calls ($6), LP calls ($6)
Flop: ($25) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, LP checks, CO bets ($2), Hero calls ($2), LP calls ($2)
Turn: ($31) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, LP checks, CO bets ($24), Hero raises ($60), LP folds, CO all-in ($35.53)
River: ($115) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
Final Pot: $146.56
Results below:
CO has Js Qs (Full house, queens full of jacks)
Big blind has 9s Ts (Straight, nine to king)
Outcome: CO wins $146.56
Ring ring! Hello? it's me, i'm getting screwed again
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PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 2/2
Blinds (6 handed)
Starting Stacks
Seat 1: UTG ($202.65)
Seat 2: LP ($493.60)
Seat 3: CO ($77)
Seat 4: Button (Hero) ($289.22)
Seat 5: Small blind ($69)
Seat 6: Big blind ($303.40)
Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">
3 folds</font>, Hero raises ($8), Small blind calls ($7), Big blind folds
Flop: ($17) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Small blind bets ($4), Hero raises ($20), Small blind calls ($16)
Turn: ($57) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Small blind bets ($30), Hero raises ($60), Small blind all-in ($11)
River: ($147) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
Final Pot: $136.5
Results below:
Button has Jc 9c (One pair, jacks)
Small blind has Ad 7c (Two Pair, aces and sevens)
Outcome: Small blind wins $136.50
Some fun all-ins
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PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 2/2
Blinds (6 handed)
Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Big blind (Hero) ($222.45)
Seat 2: UTG ($226.37)
Seat 3: LP ($55.05)
Seat 4: CO ($88.45)
Seat 5: Button ($107.50)
Seat 6: Small blind ($517.35)
Preflop: Hero is Big blind with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, LP calls ($2), <font color="#666666">
2 folds</font>, Small blind calls ($1), Hero raises ($12), LP all-in ($53.05), Small blind folds, Hero calls ($43.05)
Flop: ($60.05) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
Turn: ($60.05) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
River: ($60.05) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
Final Pot: $108.6
Results below:
LP has Js Ts (Three of a kind, jacks)
Big blind has Kc Ah (Two Pair, kings and jacks)
Outcome: LP wins $108.60
And, the best!!
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PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 2/2
Blinds (6 handed)
Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Small blind ($173.90)
Seat 2: Big blind ($150)
Seat 3: UTG (Hero) ($207.65)
Seat 4: LP ($486.15)
Seat 5: CO ($237.20)
Seat 6: Button ($3.15)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises ($8), <font color="#666666">
2 folds</font>, Button all-in ($3.15), Small blind folds, Big blind folds
Flop: ($11) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
Turn: ($11) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
River: ($11) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>
Final Pot: $8.35
Results below:
Button has Qd 3h (Full house, threes full of queens)
UTG has Ah Kh (One pair, threes)
Outcome: Button wins $8.35
So here's the graph
So I cashed out $5k leaving me with a roll for 1/2 and nothing else, since I ain't moving up at their rigged ass site. And I need to play like 5k more hands to get my $3k bonus so assuming I don't busto it, that's it and that's all, [censored].
btw, the reason this is a big deal is because i'm not ever supposed to love. never. so when i do, something is wrong. i hardly won a [censored] hand!