[DeathDonkey]

I dunno, here is my submission:

villain posts the small blind of $5
DeathDonkey posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DeathDonkey [Ts Js]
villain raises to $20
DeathDonkey raises to $30
villain calls $10
*** FLOP *** [9c Qs 8d]
DeathDonkey bets $10
villain calls $10
*** TURN *** [9c Qs 8d] [Th]
DeathDonkey checks
villain bets $20
DeathDonkey calls $20
*** RIVER *** [9c Qs 8d Th] [Kd]
DeathDonkey checks
villain bets $20
DeathDonkey raises to $40
villain has 15 seconds left to act
villain: wtf
villain calls $20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DeathDonkey shows [Ts Js] a straight, King high
villain mucks
DeathDonkey wins the pot ($199.50) with a straight, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $200 | Rake $0.50
Board: [9c Qs 8d Th Kd]
Seat 1: DeathDonkey (big blind) showed [Ts Js] and won ($199.50) with a straight, King high
Seat 2: villain (small blind) mucked [4h Ks] - a pair of Kings

-DeathDonkey