[pig4bill]

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I had a buddy from college who was notoriously tight. He would get $10 worth of quarters (LOL, back when machines took quarters) and put them in a bucket. When the waitress walked by, he would put one coin in, pull the handle, and order a drink. When she came back with the drink, he would put another quarter in the slot. Tip: $0.50

So his drink cost $1.00 if he didn't get anything back on his two slot pulls. While the rest of us were blowing our bankrolls, he would just hang out waiting for $1 drinks.

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this guy might be the least balla person i've ever read about

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I've seen worse. Like a guy sweating (or pretending to) a friend at the poker table and asking the player to order drinks for him. He would even get the guy to beg the waitress for two drinks at a time. He was gone seconds after the drinks arrived.