Re: I Need to Move Up To Where My Raises Get Respect...
okay, very weird facebook situation.
about two months ago, i finally got a facebook account. i had been dreading this day, but my girlfriend really wanted me to have one (probably so she could let everyone know it was me she was dating, since i'm so balla).
like a month ago, some random chick "friends" me (that's what you call it, right?).
i have no clue who this chick is, but whatever. also, note that i have nothing on my profile, but "liberal," "dinosaur jr.," and "in a relationship with xxxxx xxxxx". so she probably didn't search me through that.
today, she writes three messages on my "wall".
3. and quite possibly the most OBNOXIOUS! haha LOL
2. i wanted to be the first
1. hey john!!! happy [censored] birthday!!!!
her network is charlotte, nc and she has a gmail e-mail address listed. she says that she's davidson '11, but she is not listed in the student directory.
also, i check out her profile and several people have written on her wall, "do i know you?"
what the [censored]?
is this some sort of elaborate ruse?
is this some chick from charlotte who wants as much davidson ass as possible?
aiya!
holla?
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