[ipokeder]

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POKERSTARS GAME #13375696857: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2007/11/21 - 09:32:53 (ET)
Table 'Calypso II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 4: ipokeder ($2868 in chips)
Seat 6: aquama ($2010 in chips)
aquama: posts small blind $10
ipokeder: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Qc Qs]
aquama: raises $60 to $80
ipokeder: raises $160 to $240
aquama: calls $160
*** FLOP *** [8c As 3s]
ipokeder: bets $320
aquama: raises $1450 to $1770 and is all-in
ipokeder: calls $1450
*** TURN *** [8c As 3s] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [8c As 3s Td] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Qc Qs] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
aquama: shows [Ts 9s] (three of a kind, Tens)
ipokeder said, "asogijsog"
aquama collected $4019 from pot
ipokeder said, "GOD"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4020 | Rake $1
Board [8c As 3s Td Th]
Seat 4: ipokeder (big blind) showed [Qc Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 6: aquama (button) (small blind) showed [Ts 9s] and won ($4019) with three of a kind, Tens

POKERSTARS GAME #13374508529: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/11/21 - 07:25:48 (ET)
Table 'Ljuba' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: H@N$EN ($2039.50 in chips)
Seat 2: ipokeder ($2833.50 in chips)
ipokeder: posts small blind $5
H@N$EN: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [5c 4c]
ipokeder: raises $20 to $30
H@N$EN: raises $105 to $135
ipokeder: calls $105
*** FLOP *** [9c Tc 3h]
H@N$EN: bets $170
ipokeder: calls $170
*** TURN *** [9c Tc 3h] [Ac]
H@N$EN: checks
ipokeder: bets $360
H@N$EN: raises $1374.50 to $1734.50 and is all-in
ipokeder: calls $1374.50
*** RIVER *** [9c Tc 3h Ac] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
H@N$EN: shows [As Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Tens)
ipokeder: mucks hand
ipokeder said, "athnpio"
ipokeder said, "srhat"
ipokeder said, "b[l"
ipokeder said, "iopjhqtr"
H@N$EN collected $4078.50 from pot
ipokeder said, "o[k jet"
ipokeder said, "[ojt"
ipokeder said, "hrk"
ipokeder said, "ot16jb"
ipokeder said, "[jv"
ipokeder said, "jtrh"
ipokeder said, "jhtrb["
ipokeder said, "otjq"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4079 | Rake $0.50
Board [9c Tc 3h Ac Th]
Seat 1: H@N$EN (big blind) showed [As Ad] and won ($4078.50) with a full house, Aces full of Tens
Seat 2: ipokeder (button) (small blind) mucked [5c 4c]

POKERSTARS GAME #13375434212: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2007/11/21 - 09:07:47 (ET)
Table 'Peitho II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: aquama ($1789 in chips)
Seat 5: ipokeder ($2429 in chips)
aquama: posts small blind $10
ipokeder: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Ks Kd]
aquama: raises $60 to $80
ipokeder: raises $160 to $240
aquama: raises $375 to $615
ipokeder: raises $1814 to $2429 and is all-in
aquama: calls $1174 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qd Ts Jc]
*** TURN *** [Qd Ts Jc] [2s]
ipokeder said, "oh god"
*** RIVER *** [Qd Ts Jc 2s] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Ks Kd] (a pair of Kings)
aquama: shows [Kc Ad] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
ipokeder said, "asdoigjsdoigj"
aquama collected $3577 from pot
aquama said, "=["
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3578 | Rake $1
Board [Qd Ts Jc 2s 6s]
Seat 4: aquama (button) (small blind) showed [Kc Ad] and won ($3577) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 5: ipokeder (big blind) showed [Ks Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings

POKERSTARS GAME #13374444723: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/11/21 - 07:17:06 (ET)
Table 'Paeonia' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: H@N$EN ($4539.50 in chips)
Seat 2: ipokeder ($1444 in chips)
ipokeder: posts small blind $5
H@N$EN: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Qc 9s]
ipokeder: raises $20 to $30
H@N$EN: raises $105 to $135
ipokeder: calls $105
*** FLOP *** [As 3h Qs]
H@N$EN: bets $170
ipokeder: calls $170
*** TURN *** [As 3h Qs] [Qh]
H@N$EN: checks
ipokeder: checks
*** RIVER *** [As 3h Qs Qh] [2c]
H@N$EN: bets $410
ipokeder: raises $410 to $820
H@N$EN: raises $410 to $1230
ipokeder: calls $319 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
H@N$EN: shows [5c 4c] (a straight, Ace to Five)
ipokeder: mucks hand
H@N$EN collected $2887.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2888 | Rake $0.50
Board [As 3h Qs Qh 2c]
Seat 1: H@N$EN (big blind) showed [5c 4c] and won ($2887.50) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 2: ipokeder (button) (small blind) mucked [Qc 9s]



FullTiltPoker Game #4248483977: Table Aspect (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:38:26 ET - 2007/11/21
Seat 1: anna164 ($2,050)
Seat 2: ipokeder ($2,189)
ipokeder posts the small blind of $10
anna164 posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [7h Th]
ipokeder raises to $60
anna164 calls $40
*** FLOP *** [Jh Ah 6h]
anna164 checks
ipokeder bets $80
anna164 raises to $240
ipokeder calls $160
*** TURN *** [Jh Ah 6h] [7c]
anna164 bets $220
ipokeder raises to $840
anna164 raises to $1,750, and is all in
ipokeder calls $910
anna164 shows [4h Kh]
ipokeder shows [7h Th]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Ah 6h 7c] [Qs]
anna164 shows a flush, Ace high
ipokeder shows a flush, Ace high
anna164 wins the pot ($4,099.50) with a flush, Ace high
ipokeder adds $1,861
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,100 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jh Ah 6h 7c Qs]
Seat 1: anna164 (big blind) showed [4h Kh] and won ($4,099.50) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: ipokeder (small blind) showed [7h Th] and lost with a flush, Ace high

POKERSTARS GAME #13375579317: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2007/11/21 - 09:21:41 (ET)
Table 'Peitho II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: aquama ($2675 in chips)
Seat 5: ipokeder ($3056 in chips)
aquama: posts small blind $10
ipokeder: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [6h 6d]
aquama: raises $60 to $80
ipokeder: raises $160 to $240
aquama: calls $160
*** FLOP *** [9s 5s 9h]
ipokeder: bets $320
aquama: calls $320
*** TURN *** [9s 5s 9h] [Jh]
ipokeder: checks
aquama: bets $600
ipokeder: raises $1896 to $2496 and is all-in
aquama: calls $1515 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [9s 5s 9h Jh] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [6h 6d] (two pair, Nines and Sixes)
aquama: shows [Ad 9d] (three of a kind, Nines)
aquama collected $5349 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5350 | Rake $1
Board [9s 5s 9h Jh 2d]
Seat 4: aquama (button) (small blind) showed [Ad 9d] and won ($5349) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 5: ipokeder (big blind) showed [6h 6d] and lost with two pair, Nines and Sixes


POKERSTARS GAME #13375503657: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2007/11/21 - 09:14:24 (ET)
Table 'Perseus II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: aquama ($3080 in chips)
Seat 5: ipokeder ($2822 in chips)
Seat 6: Master Thief ($1860 in chips)
ipokeder: posts small blind $10
Master Thief: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Qh Qd]
aquama: raises $60 to $80
ipokeder: raises $200 to $280
Master Thief: folds
aquama: raises $470 to $750
ipokeder: raises $2072 to $2822 and is all-in
aquama: calls $2072
*** FLOP *** [As 6h 2h]
*** TURN *** [As 6h 2h] [Jh]
ipokeder said, "jesus mother****ing christ"
*** RIVER *** [As 6h 2h Jh] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Qh Qd] (a pair of Queens)
aquama: shows [Kd Kh] (a pair of Kings)
aquama collected $5663 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5664 | Rake $1
Board [As 6h 2h Jh Td]
Seat 1: aquama (button) showed [Kd Kh] and won ($5663) with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: ipokeder (small blind) showed [Qh Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 6: Master Thief (big blind) folded before Flop


POKERSTARS GAME #13376328911: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2007/11/21 - 10:28:46 (ET)
Table 'Kilia II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 4: ipokeder ($4185 in chips)
Seat 6: aquama ($4989.50 in chips)
aquama: posts small blind $10
ipokeder: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Qh Qc]
aquama: raises $60 to $80
ipokeder: raises $180 to $260
aquama: raises $460 to $720
ipokeder: calls $460
*** FLOP *** [9c Jc 9s]
ipokeder: checks
aquama: bets $800
ipokeder: calls $800
*** TURN *** [9c Jc 9s] [8s]
ipokeder: checks
aquama: bets $3469.50 and is all-in
ipokeder said, "god i ****ing hate this game"
ipokeder: calls $2665 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [9c Jc 9s 8s] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Qh Qc] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
aquama: shows [As Ac] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
aquama collected $8369 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8370 | Rake $1
Board [9c Jc 9s 8s 2d]
Seat 4: ipokeder (big blind) showed [Qh Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 6: aquama (button) (small blind) showed [As Ac] and won ($8369) with two pair, Aces and Nines

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