[chicken10der]

this is likely too complex, but the idea i have is a parody of the absolut vodka ads. the body of the bottle being a racetrack table on its side with all the hole cards visible then the top/neck being something like a monitor with the number 363 on it. then the caption can be like "ABSOLUT [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] INTEGRITY" or something i'm sure someone more creative/clever around here could come up with.

incomplete idea, just throwing it out there in case anyone else could think of something to do with it.