[omgitsmatt]

insta-tl;dr bc i'm on vicodin:

1. park 16 blocks from the starting line bc it's the only empty parking space in all of san diego

2. run 15 miles, stop to tie shoe, break ankle stepping off curb as im starting to run again

3. get picked up by the 'straggler shuttle' that picked up all the fat people bc their times were too slow

4. don't get any of the fun stuff for finishing (medal, etc)