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Old 06-17-2007, 12:11 PM
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Default Re: Phoning It In: Actor Tics and Mannerisms Through the Ages

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a quick and dirty guideline that can brief actors on everything they need to get through a production after sleeping with you!

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this reminds me of one of my favorite indie film jokes

Rules for Directing an indie film:

1. Under no circumstances should you ever sleep with a member of your cast, no matter what. Never, never, never.

2. After you've slept with a member of your cast...
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