Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
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A dairy company wishing to up milk production and hiring a chemist, an engineer, and a physicist to each come up with plans. After six months a meeting is held where the results of their individual reseraches are to be presented to the company's board of directors.
The chemist presents his results. He has come up with an feed additive that results in both a 6% increase in milk output as well as milk that lasts 8% longer before spoilage.
Next the engineer presents his design modifications of the milking machine, which can milk cows at a 7% higher rate than previous designs, and also reduces teat chaffing, leading to less agitated, and hence more productive cows.
Lastly, the physicist wheels in a large blank chalkboard, upon which he draws a large circle and says:
"Assume a spherical cow . . ."
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I can't stop laughing at this.
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I just wish I was smart enough to get this without having had to google it
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