Today I was at work (retail shop) when this really fat sweaty woman came in to buy something with her son. She had really bad BO and was wearing a semi short red dress that exposed cleavage. I was a bit disgusted by the combination of BO, sweat, fat, and the trivial questions she was asking me.
So I said "lolol BOaments", and then started laughing to myself.
She looked at me in disgust and said "excuse me?", to whicH I replied...
