Birthdays, Beats, Variance
Brag: Today's my birthday
Beat: I'm not drunk yet
Variance: I'm not sure what this word means
Brag: My name is Mike Schneider and I play limit
Beat: I'm not THAT Mike Schneider who plays limit
Variance: Someone just told me what this means but since I always lose I think it's made up
Brag: I got a lot of birthday wishes on facebook
Beat: My ex doesn't know that it's my birthday and now I have no way to mooch some pussy
Variance: Witty comment
Brag: Phil Ivey himself SAW MY 600, and GAVE ME ANOTHER 600
Beat: My bank account reads -422 so I don't think the deposit is going to clear
Variance: Phil Ivey lies
Brag: I only need 300 more FPP to make it to Platinum on Stars this month
Beat: eChecks broken processor chose Friday night at 4am to redeem all my deposits since August. GG 1800$ in 15 seconds.
Variance: I was just going to donate it at 30/60 anyway
Brag: My first post in BBV
Beat: I don't understand thinly veiled sarcasm so I won't be able to read any of the replies
Variance: FYP
Sincerely,
korrupt106
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