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this isn't even the e-mail address used for my 2p2 account so don't try to trace this.

figured i'd give you my most cringeworthy sex moments.... and girl failures....

so....... had a best female friend in school. we were 17. i loved her. and she was a solid 8 too. anyway... i text her on the morning of Valentine's day (it was half-term) saying "I love you. Will you be my girlfriend?". she texts back saying "are you joking or serious?". here is my chance to back out.... and portray myself as some [censored] who sends [censored] jokes on such a day to girls... but it owuld have been better than what followed.... i text back saying "yes serious....". then i get the dreaded reply. the text is etched into my mind forever. "sorry but i don't really think of you that way. is it ok if we are friends?". ouch... and this was the first time i had asked a girl out... soul-crushing.... so an uncomfortable week went by but when we got back to school we were nearly as good as before and just didn't talk about it. thing is.... fast foward 3/4 years and i will prob ask her again.... can't help it.... sicko eh?

other stuff... i have never had sex without paying for it. i groped and fingered a gymnast when i was 15 in a tent at a friend's sleepover. i am telling you... she had boobs better than implants. it's prob because they can't grow when ur doing gym hardcore (she was aiming for the olympics) so since she quit due to injury she blossomed! anyway... the only bad bit was that i asked permission for every thing i did to her... but she was way drunk and i had to do all the removing of clothes... still... this wasn't rape - was it? she was a solid 8 too and we talked after although i have lost touch with her now... was really [censored] it for a month or so incase our school pulled me in for it or something.... i still masturbate to this memory though....

any more? yeah... so paying for sex... first time was when i was 16.... get local paper. find ad. make sure parents are out of the house for 5 hours or so. she was called zoe. hot.... but i only wanted a BJ. fear i guess? the next time it was candice. petite blonde with implants. we went all the way. each time cost me about £120/$240 which i got from allowance/part-time job. then came lucy. she was about 30.... but wow great body. i must have see her at least 10 times. she would always come round and talk dirty while in a sexy suit... amazing. nearly got caught once.. like a 15 min window between parents leaving and her arriving... anyway she was a good [censored]. a few bad ones... like some fat old woman - easily 45+ but i felt bad to say no when she arrived so we did it anyway... sick... she was not even a 3... eugh. another time there was this fat black woman.. but i went to her place without seeing a pic and was too polite to leave..

then i got to college... went to a few massage parlours around the city. mostly hot women... just dirty things though... felt so seedy... but it did it for me. i seriously think i have a sex addiction... i masturbate about 3 times a day and have done for over 10 years running. when i have money and am horny i can't help but pay for sex. i get so horny i shake... i need it. i've watched some pretty depraved porn on the web and may go to a sex party soon where u pay and have like 4 girls between 12 guys. just attracts me....

oh... real girls at college? there was one... but she was attached when we met. then she was single for a week before my neighbour at college got in there. so i pined for her for a year. they have broken up now. i took her to lunch but i think she thought it was as friends. all i got was a hug. too scared to make a move. i have left college now but my contact her to confess my true feelings...

i also play Grand Theft Auto a lot.... any version.... i like the killing... it is escapism... but i am not a nerd or geek. they tend to be really clever and good at computers whereas i am awful with them.

oh.. and i got given £3500/$7000 for my 18th birthday from some savings fund and i lost it all by betting on the Australian open in the year Marat Safin won it. had about £1000 on Federer to win outright. he lost in 5 sets with a back injury to Safin in the semi-final. so it's Hewitt vs Safin in the final. Hewitt is on home turf but i have concocted some vendetta in ym head vs Safin. i hate ruskies and cannot let him beat me. so i put nearly £2000/$4000 on Hewitt. as it starts... Hewitt goes a set and a break up. but i have to to my part time job. earning £50/$100 for the day while sweating this bet.. lol... i was mean to everyone. they i race up to the canteen to check the tv and see my guy lost. so sick... thinking where the money came from... sick. we aren't poor and they know i gamble and am sometimes broke so they may guess where it went but i just lie and say it went on books lol.

another degen gambling tale.... earlier this year... January. i hate my college house and housemates. i sit in my room all day playing donkaments. i deposit £200/$400 into my Betfair account on a Thursday. i play a few $200 sngs with just 2 buyins in my roll lol and get up to about £1200/$2400. then i play $10/$20 with just 1 buyin and win about £2000/$4000 in an evening... it was now Friday afternoon and i get the train home for an hour. i am back at my family home. fast foward to Saturday evening. i play some $100/$200 with just £5000/$10,000 in my account. i get AA. we are HU i think. i raise and we get it all in on a J high flop. the cards are not revealed. all straights and flushes miss. the river is another J. i hold my breath and do not move a fibre in me for 5 seconds. my AA is revealed and the pot is pushed to me! wow my heart was beating like crazy! obv i can't tell my parents i am playing so high. i still don't now what my opponent had and can't remember his SN. I now had £10,700/$21,400 in my account. but Black Sunday happpened. i got the trian back to my college. before i leave i lose £2000$4000 or so at $100/$200 with just one full buyin in my account lol. then when i get to my college house there is a football(soccer) game on tv.i am a degen so bet about £2000/$4000 on the team that is winning... just to try to make an easy £1k or so. but they concede their lead. [censored]... what to do? so i bet on the draw.... meaning that i will lose small on either my team winning or the draw... but if the other team wins then i lose huge. the other team scored in injury time i think. i lost about £4000/$8000. this was huge money to me... the most i had ever had at one time. i cashed out about £2500/$5000 and gambled the other few thousand away that night at $25/$50.

but it was my weekend of highstakes and i loved it. no family to feed.. i was free as a bird. and i got that sick buzz... the one that playing a $50 sng cannot provide... but going to see a prostitute can. i asked the support for HH's but they say they have a 6 month limit. i'll never forget that weekend. i am now prettymuch busto and would lvoe that money. but i do smile at the whole situation. life is boring. something needs to be risked to wake you up and make you realise you are alive. this was it.... and i'll do it again...

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