[Mr_Donktastic]

ahhhhhhhhhh satellites tilt me so hard.

i can't win a flip or 60/40 or even whatever [censored] like this is:

PokerStars Game #13316322176: Tournament #66649635, $36+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/11/18 - 11:37:39 (ET)
Table '66649635 33' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: kmg81 (1470 in chips)
Seat 2: dwntwnbowtie (670 in chips)
Seat 3: Ryan Palmer (1620 in chips)
Seat 4: Peppe10 (2150 in chips)
Seat 5: Reb3186 (810 in chips)
Seat 6: todorojo22 (1430 in chips)
Seat 7: kaydartone (740 in chips)
Seat 8: Randy96 (3060 in chips)
Seat 9: automatiques (1470 in chips)
dwntwnbowtie: posts small blind 10
Ryan Palmer: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ryan Palmer [Ac 8c]
Peppe10: folds
Reb3186: folds
todorojo22: folds
kaydartone: folds
Randy96: folds
automatiques: folds
kmg81: folds
dwntwnbowtie: calls 10
Ryan Palmer: raises 1600 to 1620 and is all-in
dwntwnbowtie: calls 650 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [7h Ks 2h]
*** TURN *** [7h Ks 2h] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [7h Ks 2h 9h] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dwntwnbowtie: shows [Ah 4d] (a flush, Ace high)
Ryan Palmer: shows [Ac 8c] (high card Ace)
Ryan Palmer said, "sdafsadfsad"
dwntwnbowtie collected 1340 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1340 | Rake 0
Board [7h Ks 2h 9h 3h]
Seat 1: kmg81 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: dwntwnbowtie (small blind) showed [Ah 4d] and won (1340) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: Ryan Palmer (big blind) showed [Ac 8c] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: Peppe10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Reb3186 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: todorojo22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: kaydartone folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Randy96 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: automatiques folded before Flop (didn't bet)