[DUCYAlphaQ]

but how many times does your opponent actually call when you have the nuts on the river and like CDs at the same time. my logic is as follows:

the only people who like CDs (a super-outdated type of technology) are old nits who always fold to your bets when you have the nuts. so when someone calls your river bet when you have the nuts, they usually don't like CDs and will say "no", thus removing the comic impetus...your statement "then see deez nuts" will become a non-sequitor...