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Old 12-14-2006, 11:00 AM
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Why is he so angry?

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A long time ago, in the great before time, before Sklansky roamed the earth eating shoots and leaves and preying on people's subpar mathematical skills, there was a little boy named Yvesaint who lived in a town called 'le Frau frau frau'.

In this town, Yvesaint was happy; he had as much baguette and old cheese as he could eat, and although he had no friends, he had the complete 'My First Baby Doll Set' to play with whenever he wanted.

One day though, a great injustice was done to Yvesaint. One of the other boys in the village, we will call him GILFwulf, pulled his pants down in front of all the girls in the village and then smashed his doll set. They laughed and they laughed and they laughed. From that point on, after losing the only things he ever loved, Yvesaint swore to take revenge on the weak and innocent on internet message boards.

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