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Old 11-25-2007, 04:32 PM
johnnylovescandy johnnylovescandy is offline
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Default Re: GF invites me to wake, whats my line?

I agree this sounds suspicious and could be a set up. She could even follow up with burial invitation. If so, wear a cross, garlic necklace, and just in case - a condom. Don't jump directly into the grave like that dude in "Salem's Lot" and stay outta enclosed tombs altogether. Recommend you and she watch "Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things" the night before. Most importantly, only attend burial during daylight hours.
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